Tuesday, June 17, 2008

DFW City Slogans

Lake Highlands looks down on Lakewood.
Lakewood: Highland Park with Democrats
Cedar Springs: Where Straight Lane begins to swerve
Uptown: It ain't Downtown.
Highland Park! Anything else is University Park.
Oak Cliff: Come for the views, stay for the arson.
Pleasant Grove: You're not in Seagoville anymore.
Flower Mound: Lewisville is for townies
Frisco Sucks!
Grapevine: Tuscany by the airport
World Famous Mesquite Rodeo (the town not so much)
You're not lost, you're in Richardson.
Keene: We built this city on moving violations revenue.
Welcome to Lancaster! You look lost…boy! Hey boy, I'm talking to you!
Yo Quiero Farmers Branch?
Addison: Making Plano tolerable for 25 years
Coppell: The only thing higher than our IQ's are the taxes
Trophy Club: Southlake without the riff raff
Plano: The original middle of nowhere
Burleson: Crepe Myrtle capital of the metroplex (No really, that's their slogan)
Bedford/ Euless: The t'aint of DFW
Hurst: Just keep driving until you get to Bedford.
See Seagoville! Smell Balch Springs
Balch Springs. That's 100% pure Balch you're drinking.
Work and play in Irving. Ok, just work.
Colleyville……
Las Colinas: It's gonna happen!
Arlington: Stick it here
The Colony: Their Days Of Peace Are Over
Carrollton: Just try and miss our pot holes
McKinney: The pot of gold at the end of a nightmare commute
Denton: The self proclaimed crown jewel of the self proclaimed golden triangle
Duncanville: Come see our mall.
If neighborhood charm has got you down, come to Allen
Cedar Hill. Yep, that pretty much sums it up.
Welcome to Garland! The gangs are all here.
Mansfield: As banal as the name implies.
North Richland Hills, just North of Richland Hills.
Wylie…Boy, we are out here.
Melissa, the sticks for people in Wylie
Keller: It could've been a Southlake
Sachse: No, that's Rowlett's water tower you're looking at.
Saginaw: You've seen the silos. Now come see the city.
Little Elm…what, you think you're better than me?
Grand Prairie: It's actually more of a plateau of sorts.
Ferris: Now with running water
Rockwall: In case you make it over the lake

1 comment:

Unknown said...

"Las Colinas: It's gonna happen!"

That one's still my fave.